Stick a fork in me!

I'm done...........fried, to be exact.

I've been told that I am just a little "pasty white". I prefer adjectives like, "Peaches and cream complexion" or something a bit more flattering. Nevertheless, I decided that perhaps I needed to do something about my lack of tan.

Soooo, I thought why not utilize the tanning bed at my gym? Brilliance! What I failed to do was find out the particulars about tanning.

Being the staunch woman that I am.....I went to the gym to "Git 'er done" and that is just what I did.

Stripped down - walked into the booth and pushed start. 10 minutes later, I thought "Well, that wasn't so bad." 4-5 hours later, I thought "I don't think that worked...I don't look a bit different." The next morning....."Owwwwwwwww" I thought "I just might need professional HELP!" OR.....a gun.

There might be a reason why the sun doesn't shine on all parts. I'm thinking 10 minutes was a bad idea. I'm thinking that maybe stripping down was not smart as well.

I'm thinking that I'm an idiot.

Tan, but still an idiot.

Will update you on the tanning process.

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

AKM